Friday, 20 February 2009

the emergency exits are being texted to you now

WHO – else is worried that the proposed musical item at the Oscars featuring the casts of Mama Mia and High School Musical together may be slightly more camp than ‘Milk’?


WHAT – is the likelihood that a Chinese dignitary may actually swallow their tongue trying to say the words “Welcome Hillary Clinton”


WHEN – you first use your mobile phone on a RyanAir flight, will you be tweeting like a bird?


WHERE – can you get a pirate copy of Mutiny On The Bounty?


WHY – is there a hairdresser near me called The Best Gents Barber 2?
Surely Number 1 is the best? This is like when Delia Smith did a sequel to ‘How to Cook’. You’d think the first book would cover it all.

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