WHO – ate all the chocs? Cadbury just posted a pre-tax profit of £550 million for 2008. They must have thought all of their Easters had come at once.
WHAT – was that outside the window during the plane ride from Argentina for Holocaust doubter Bishop Williamson? Oh yeah, flying pigs.
WHEN – people complained about Gary Rhodes misleading ad for Flora Buttery, did they also moan about the John Lydon one for Country Life? It doesn’t taste a bit like filth and fury.
WHERE – can you see Spiderman – The Musical? It’ll be on Broadway next year. Presumably, I can buy tickets on the web?
WHY – do parents keep on giving kids unfortunate names? Latest survey includes Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Terry Bull. No kidding- there was a dentist in Nottingham called Max Twist!
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