WHO – saw Heston Blumenthal’s new show? What with all the phallic symbols and dildos, thank God he wasn’t doing Cock-a-Leaky.
WHAT – is the plus side of the Vatican banning SMS messaging during lent? That Latin predictive text is a bugger!
WHEN – Michael Jackson booked the O2 for a month, did someone point out that it’s not, in fact, a giant oxygen tank?
WHERE – is our apology? If Mr. Brown says ”sorry” while in America, it’ll be the equivalent of him crossing his fingers behind his back.
WHY – shouldn’t Danny Boyle do the next Bond movie? “The Spy from Mumbai”.
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