Thursday, 5 March 2009

I'm blowing smoke up your tail

WHO – wants to form a Milli Vanilli tribute band? We’ll put on the records and mime. It’ll be really authentic.


WHAT – is the other advantage of the Papal technology ban for lent? It’s hard to confess your sins on twitter in less than 140 characters.



WHEN – the Bank of England prints out extra new notes will they reflect the climate by replacing the Queen with Mickey Mouse?



WHERE – is the cat at? He’s in the girlfriends bong! What a story. See, it starts with cat-nip then it all goes to pot.



WHY – don’t we all indulge in some quantitative easing? Enjoy!

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