Monday, 9 March 2009

now you see him...

WHO – else is worried that Ali Bongo is not, in fact, dead? It could be his greatest trick ever!


WHAT – is the big deal about a Charmin Terrier winning Crufts? Our friend’s kid thinks all pooches are called that. Any dog messing outside and her dad screams "That's Charmin!"

WHEN – will it all end? Prince Charles says we have only 100 months to save the planet. On the plus side, at least he’ll get to see Michael Jackson one more time.


WHERE – is Ken taking her? Barbie turns 50 today. Do you think she’s had any work done?


WHY – is there so much fuss about this Swiss gigolo? Just like the big banks, he screwed people out of their life savings. But at least he had the decency to buy them dinner first.

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  1. The Lasting Tribute website has updated its memorial pages to include the wonderful Ali Bongo.

    http://www.lastingtribute.co.uk/tribute/bongo/3036800

    It's a respectful memorial to our favourite magician and somewhere to pay tribute to his glittering career.

    EVERY comment is monitored so that nothing offensive or inappropriate is published.

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