Tuesday, 3 March 2009

he was one of the Blockheads

WHO – likes this movie pitch? “The International” meets “A Beautiful Mind” meets “The Omen”: "Money is the Square Root of All Evil"


WHAT – about those Stroke awareness ads? If I see someone with their head on fire and face drooping I just think Michael Jackson, 1984.


WHEN – security guards are interviewed for the Picasso exhibition, are they required to have eyes in the back of their heads?


WHERE – is the quiz show justice? The students on University Challenge used to make me feel good for being a dumb layabout. Now it seems I have to have a job as well.


WHY – is anyone surprised at the heath scare at The Fat Duck? On his last TV series Heston used a JCB, a rubbish bin and an industrial wind tunnel to make food. The clues were there!

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