Tuesday, 10 March 2009

he's not a believer in Darwinism

WHO – is Peter Mandelson to say that the British are work shy? Especially with the amount of jobs he’s had.


WHAT – did you expect? The judge is the case of the girl who bit off her boyfriends tongue told her he didn’t want any lip from her.

WHEN – will Annie Lennox learn that ‘Why’ is a one syllable word?


WHERE – is the big breakthrough? Scientists say that the chimp who stores up rocks to throw at people shows incredible signs of forward planning. What…like a bird fetching twigs to build a nest isn’t thinking of the future?



WHY – does the Queen know so much about fast cars? On presenting Lewis Hamilton with his MBE did she discuss the perils of driving a speeding Mercedes through a tunnel?

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