Friday, 6 March 2009

she should have left it in the tin

WHO – else noticed the ad for a free Aero bar above Jacko’s front page Daily Mirror photo? Presumably it’s because they are both full of bubbles.



WHAT – was Cheryl Cole so upset about? When Ashley got fined for being drunk and disorderly, she was so annoyed. That’s HER job.



WHEN – Heston Blumenthal saw footage of Mandelson being covered in green custard, did he immediately invent the new desert ‘Splattered Dick’?




WHERE – is the beef? Michelle Obama volunteered at kitchen for the homeless. Her husband would have gone but he was out of loaves and fishes.




WHY – do people always have a ‘nice’ cup of tea? Never a sarcastic one, is it?

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