WHO – is Clare Robertson? She’s the woman who decided to re-launch her defunct local Woolworths as ‘Wellworths’ I only hope she didn’t get her bank loan from Frauds TSB.
WHAT – gave LA customs the idea that Coolio might be into drugs? Gansta’s Paradise, Devil Is Dope, Kinda High Kinda Dope? It was the hair wasn’t it?
WHEN – do the officials at Eurovision draw the line? When lyrics are political? A Georgian song has been banned due to it’s anti-Putin lyric:
“We don't wanna put in, Cuz negative move, It's killin' the groove,
I'm gonna try to shoot in, Some disco tonight, Boogie with you”. Pete Seeger would have been proud of that one!
WHERE – are all the cats? It seems the rat population is soaring in the UK but don’t worry we’ve made our protest by hitting their leader in the face with green custard.
WHY – is the loan to Jaguar Land Rover called a ‘Green Grant’? If you are manufacturing anything (especially a car) it’s not exactly green is it? Just more stuff.
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